LA dogs don't walk—they audition. Every golden hour is a red carpet opportunity, and every walk along the boulevard is a major scene. They expect organic treats, custom filtered water, and at least three admiring stares before their morning yoga session. They are masters of the slow-motion ear-flop and the confident, "I've been here before" sunbathing pose. If your dog prefers green juice to kibble, has a manager on speed dial, and always knows their best side, they are pure LA royalty.